On the nose, it's all sweet dusty bramble. In fact, it's so odd that part of me is wondering if the bottle is OK: is that TCA? Brettanomyces? Or is that normal? It's hard to get past the killer sweetness and onto a real wine smell. Jeez, Paul, do you think it would kill you to stop using natural corks? There's almost a smoked bacon note there, but again and again that weird smell takes over. Is it supposed to smell like that?
In the mouth, it gets even stranger: there's a persistent, tooth-coating fuzziness that's fairly unpleasant combined with, well, nothing.
Dang it, this bottle's bad. Glad I bought a pair of them... let's go open the next one...
Well, it almost smelled like wine there for a second, and then poof, it smells like tinfoil and metal shavings. WTF? Same horrible taste: vague sweetness and harsh, grating tannins.
Next week in Full Pour: Will Ridge respond to my E-mail asking about this wine, and if they do, what will they say? User error? We meant for it to taste like you're drinking it out of a Capri-Sun pouch? Gosh, we're sorry, must be a fluke? Gosh, we're really sorry, but they're all bad? Or will they say sorry, nice try, but we don't believe you and won't refund your $60? Stay tuned...
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Just to follow up, Ridge cheerfully replaced the wine with two new bottles. I haven't tried them yet, though.